By Panda Panda

[Editor’s Note: In an online chat between Panda, Meghan, and Mark, the topic of musicians came up and the name of Niccolò Paganini (October 1782 – 27 May 1840), seen at top, came up, which led to several entries in this ongoing and frequently updated series: “Panda’s Paganini Poems.”—Mark]

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Hi, Pic of Paganini!
Today I went to school.
Science teacher called me stupid
And a dummy and a fool.
My Pic of Paganini
Will you go with me tonight?
Let’s maybe bring a bag of poo
And light it up up real bright

Right near my teacher’s chalkboard,
And on it we can write:
“Who’s stupid now? I wonder how this shit got here last night.”

My Pic of Paganini
Come on please, come with me
I have no friends, it’s only you;
… . Why can’t they all just see!

That I’m not all that stupid
And sometimes I get sad
And when no one’s ever kind to me
It really makes me MAD.

My Pic of Paganini
Thank you for being here
You really settled down my rage
Just by lending me your ear.

My Pic of Paganini
Let’s go to sleep, alright?
It’s dark, I’m fine and need my rest,
… . Goodnight Paganini, “Sleep tight!”

The End

Love, Panda 🐼

Meghan Jenkins is an actor, comedian, radio personality, artist, author, musician, model.

Meghan’s new internet comedy show, “Mark Aldrich and Panda,” debuted in August 2021.

You can see each episode of Meghan’s previous internet show here: Camp Panda.

Panda’s Dance Party, Vol. 3 is available from these fine music services: Spotify, Apple Music, iTunes Store, Amazon Music, deezer, Tidal, Pandora, Juno Download.

Panda’s Dance Party, Vol. 2 is available here: Spotify, Apple Music, iTunes Store, Amazon Music, deezer, Tidal, Pandora, Juno Download.

Panda’s Dance Party, Meghan’s first album, was released in December 2020. It is available to purchase, download, and stream on every music platform: Spotify, Apple Music, iTunes Store, Amazon Music, deezer, Tidal, Pandora, Juno Download.

On December 14, 2021, Safety Date, Meghan Jenkins’ second book, was published. Meghan writes, “This book is dedicated to life, love and romance. This is also a humor book. Don’t take this too seriously. Whatever you have been through, if you are married or single, this book is for you. Safety first.”

The Adventures of Pizza Alien, a novel of interlocking short stories by Meghan Jenkins, is is available through and the online book retailers Amazon and Barnes & Noble. The Adventures of Pizza Alien is available for $18.

Meghan is a brand ambassador for Pineapple Clothing. Use the code “MegJen” for a 20% discount!

A social media influencer, in the spring of 2020 her photos of life in quarantine led to an invitation from Maxim magazine to participate in a cover model contest for which readers could submit votes. Her grassroots campaign against professional models brought her to a third-place finish.

Meghan is the founder and host of the live comedy improv show The The Ding Wrong Show, recorded on Zoom and seen on YouTube.

In 2018-’19, she was one of the feature performers in the longest running improv comedy show at The World Famous Comedy Store in Hollywood, California, The Ding Dong Show.

From 2017 to 2018, she was the host of her self-titled podcast, The Meghan Jenkins Show, which is available on iHeart Radio, Apple Podcasts, and Soundcloud:

Follow Meghan on Instagram!

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