Panda’s Blog: Now with Pumpkins!

Panda’s Blog: Now with Pumpkins!

By Panda

[Editor’s Note: With Season One of the Mark Aldrich and Panda sketch comedy show underway, Panda noticed that she now has fans online who want to know more about her, so she has decided to write and publish a blog about her life. By the way, if you have not started to watch, episodes one through six of Mark Aldrich and Panda are available on YouTube, and each episode is about ten minutes long and hilarious, if I say so myself. And now, here’s Panda with week two of Panda’s Blog.—Mark]

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Panda’s Blog for MONDAY
Monday October Something 2021, 9:33 a.m.: Meghan and I are painting. Pumpkins today. Or they are big squash. We don’t know, but they’re being painted and I’ll post pictures when we are done but here’s a teaser of one that is drying. I’m scared to post it tho’, because what if it turns out ugly. Oh well, I don’t care. Remember that it’s not done yet tho!!!:

Photo by Meghan Jenkins.

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Panda’s Blog

Panda’s Blog

By Panda

[Editor’s Note: With Season One of the Mark Aldrich and Panda sketch comedy show underway, Panda noticed that she now has fans online who want to know more about her, so she has decided to write and publish a blog about her life here. By the way, if you have not started to watch, episodes one through six are available on YouTube, and each episode is about ten minutes long and hilarious, if I say so myself. And now, here’s Panda.—Mark]

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Panda’s Blog for MONDAY
People seem to care about what I’m doing! That’s exciting. I’m going to keep notes, and that way I can tell you what I do all day.
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‘The Pic of Paganini,’ a poem by Panda 🐼

‘The Pic of Paganini,’ a poem by Panda 🐼

By Panda

[Editor’s Note: In an online chat between Panda, Meghan, and Mark, the topic of musicians came up and the name of Niccolò Paganini (October 1782 – 27 May 1840), seen at top, came up, which led to this first entry in what may or may not be a series: “Panda’s Poetry Parade.”—Mark]

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This pic of Paganini.
It hangs beside my bed.
And every night I close the door like Paganini says.
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Meghan and Mark Share ‘TMI’

Meghan and Mark Share ‘TMI’

By Meghan Jenkins and Mark Aldrich

TMI: My Life in Scandal by Perez Hilton with Leif Eriksson and Martin Svensson ($26.99, Chicago Review Press)

[Editor’s Note: In what seems now to be a series, Meghan Jenkins and her collaborator Mark Aldrich decided to co-review something, here, the gossip writer Perez Hilton’s new memoir, TMI: My Life in Scandal. What follows here is a conversation between Meghan, a gossip fan who loves Perez Hilton’s work, and Mark, who is not a gossip fan and who was only dimly aware of Perez Hilton before now. Spoiler alert: Both of them like the book!—Mark]

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Meghan: Oh, god, I love that title. Just typing it out gives me an adrenaline rush, and makes me want to punch the air with a, “Yeah! Get it!”

I love Perez. He looks hot as heck on this book cover too (seen above), and I know I can’t have him and that makes it even more alluring. That’s not the point of this article, though, I’m here to review the book.

If any reader of MeghaZine knew me back in early … mid … well, all of the 2000s, you already know how entranced and obsessed I was by celebrity gossip. I’d talk about things I knew that were going on in the lives of the Kardashians and I’d continue on with all my celebrity gossip “knowledge” as I watch your mouths and eyes slowly start to gape in confused amazement or horror (maybe? I choose to see amazement) as I gave you a quick peek inside my brain. Things only got worse when I was working in beauty salons with all of the gossip rags around and so much extra time on my hands in between clients. (I wasn’t good. I was not booked up, so I read all of everything.)

Mark: To our readers, well, this is still somewhat true in 2021. Conversations with Meghan may no longer be celebrity-obsessed or dominated by the Kardashians, but chats with her can sometimes be, well, Kardashian-seasoned. Back to Meghan:
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A ‘Donda’ Listening Party with Meghan and Mark

A ‘Donda’ Listening Party with Meghan and Mark

By Meghan Jenkins and Mark Aldrich

DONDA
[Editor’s Note: The following is a review of Kanye West’s tenth album, “Donda” (album cover pictured above), written by Meghan Jenkins live while she listened to “Donda.”

At some point in the experience, Ms. Jenkins decided to tap Mr. Aldrich in and assist her with the listening party. Thus, this is a “Donda” listening party with Meghan Jenkins’ live review, with commentary by Mark Aldrich as he listened to the same album. And Panda and AldraMark, whom none of the readers of “MeghaZine know yet, were a part of the listening party, too. Meghan writes that AldraMark likes “Donda” and has started to wear full black outfits such as were seen at this week’s Met Gala.

Since Mr. West staged three large-scale “listening events” to introduce versions of the album while he worked out its final form, this seemed to be an excellent way to experience the finished album: to include our MeghaZine readers in Meghan and Mark’s first experience of “Donda.”

Mark’s comments are in parentheses. AldraMark’s are silent.]
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