Hi Mom and Dad!
Maggie here. Yes, I know how to write. Surprise! I understand everything you say, but I just can’t seem to get the words out. Honestly, it would probably terrify you anyway. You would start screaming and call a priest to exorcise the demons out of my cat body and eventually get rid of me. It would be this whole long and dragged-out process.
ANYWHO. I digress.
I’m writing this letter to you both today to give you a little “update” on your performance as my parental units, if you will. I must say it’s been six lovely years living with you and the “children of the corn.” (That movie still gets me.) Speaking of those ones, do they have to chase me around the house and push those dirty feathers in my face? I mean come on. I HAVE standards.
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